The Fierce Rebel

Verse 1:
People don’t mess with me
I am head strong
When people try to test me
I always prove them wrong
What more can I say other than you will regret it
The way you suck up to people’s nothing but pathetic
Between you and me there’s no difference
Except that I’m better
Let me tell you why for instance
I don’t take shit for an answer
I’m OK to believe in what I believe in
Contradict me if you want as long as you have a reason

Bridge:
Because I am so vicious
You can just kiss this
I’m too delicious
Yet I’m one of your wishes
I tend to speak outside the accepted lines
Nothing’s too refined
To be undefined
I don’t hold back the thoughts that are on my mind
I don’t give a damn
If you call ma’am
Get with the program
Because I am

Chorus:
F as in Fierce, Famous, and Fickle
I as in Inspiring, Invigorating, and Irresistible
E as in Exotic, Entertaining, and Expensive
R as in Rancorous, Rugged, and Ruthless
C as in Clumsy, Crazy, and Candid
E as in Extraordinary, Edgy, and Elegant
R as in Rebellious, Rotund, and Rich
E as in Enthusiastic, Encouraging, and Energetic
B as in Big, Beautiful, and Boister-a
E as in Experienced, Educated, and et cetra
L as in Loveable, Luxurious, and Labeled
I am the Fierce Rebel

Verse 2:
The chance of being like me is so rare
I am erotic
Am I right in saying you don’t care
Yet you still want it
Everyone takes it easy following the crowd
While I’m standing alone, standing my ground
In their eyes and thinking they will swear
I am a spoiled devil
When actually it’s my backbone that declares
Me to be a Fierce Rebel
I’ve got something most people don’t – and that’s guts
To speak the truth about everything – no matter what

Bridge:
Because I am so vicious
You can just kiss this
I’m too delicious
Yet I’m one of your wishes
I tend to speak outside the accepted lines
Nothing’s too refined
To be undefined
I don’t hold back the thoughts that are on my mind
I don’t give a damn
If you call ma’am
Get with the program
Because I am

Chorus:
F as in Fierce, Famous, and Fickle
I as in Inspiring, Invigorating, and Irresistible
E as in Exotic, Entertaining, and Expensive
R as in Rancorous, Rugged, and Ruthless
C as in Clumsy, Crazy, and Candid
E as in Extraordinary, Edgy, and Elegant
R as in Rebellious, Rotund, and Rich
E as in Enthusiastic, Encouraging, and Energetic
B as in Big, Beautiful, and Boister-a
E as in Experienced, Educated, and et cetra
L as in Loveable, Luxurious, and Labeled
I am the Fierce Rebel

Chorus:
F as in Fierce, Famous, and Fickle
I as in Inspiring, Invigorating, and Irresistible
E as in Exotic, Entertaining, and Expensive
R as in Rancorous, Rugged, and Ruthless
C as in Clumsy, Crazy, and Candid
E as in Extraordinary, Edgy, and Elegant
R as in Rebellious, Rotund, and Rich
E as in Enthusiastic, Encouraging, and Energetic
B as in Big, Beautiful, and Boister-a
E as in Experienced, Educated, and et cetra
L as in Loveable, Luxurious, and Labeled
I am the Fierce Rebel

Debut

Verse 1:
Debut – switch it round its but-De as in beauty
People all over telling me they’ve never heard of me
Well it won’t be long before I’m singing at the Grammy’s
Before I’m on every channel of the TV
Before I’m the cover if every magazine
Before I star in an Oscar winning movie
Everybody had to start somewhere
Soon I’ll be as popular as Sonny and Cher
Were in the seventies
Watch how far I will come
Soon my album
Will top the charts at number one
Fierce Rebel will go platinum

Bridge:
There’ll be Butter on my Toast in the Morning
Fierce Rebel, Monopoly, Simple Pleasures, Manwoman
Cigarettes and Candles, Debut, Sneaky Suspicion
Show and Tell, Welfare Trolls, Limelight, She Led me On
Insanity, Puppet Master, How to Write a Song

Chorus:
I am making my Debut
Everybody will love me, I am brand new
To me there is nothing that is taboo
Because that would be untrue
I am making a breakthrough
There is nothing I can’t do
I’m agog, starstruck, and fierce too
Today is my Debut

Verse 2:
Last year at this time I never thought I’d write a song
But a lot can change even though it’s not that long
Now here we are, you’re listening to me
Of course I’d make it big, I am Frederick Bobfri
It took time for me to come out of my shell
I thought I’d give it a shot, I said what the hell
I never thought that I’d be this successful
As only 15 songs was my initial goal
There are so many stars that are above me
Yet you still take the time because you love me
So many people out there listening to my music
It’s so damn profound you just can’t confuse it

Bridge:
There’ll be Butter on my Toast in the Morning
Fierce Rebel, Monopoly, Simple Pleasures, Manwoman
Cigarettes and Candles, Debut, Sneaky Suspicion
Show and Tell, Welfare Trolls, Limelight, She Led me On
Insanity, Puppet Master, How to Write a Song

Chorus:
I am making my Debut
Everybody will love me, I am brand new
To me there is nothing that is taboo
Because that would be untrue
I am making a breakthrough
There is nothing I can’t do
I’m agog, starstruck, and fierce too
Today is my Debut

Verse 3:
Do I do it for attention
Do I do it for my name
Do I do it for a passion
Do I do it for the fame
Do I do it for the records
Or is it just a game
Do I do it for the money
Whatever – it’s all the same
I’m still making my Debut
I do this all for you
No other reason is to blame
Sure everything that comes with it is nice
People look up to me, I am recognized
I believe anyone can be famous
As long as they have the drive and remain shameless

Chorus:
I am making my Debut
Everybody will love me, I am brand new
To me there is nothing that is taboo
Because that would be untrue
I am making a breakthrough
There is nothing I can’t do
I’m agog, starstruck, and fierce too
Today is my Debut

Verse 4:
I am the only thing I needed
I was surprised by how much I succeeded
In my eyes I am undefeated
I love myself I so fucking conceited

Bridge:
There’ll be Butter on my Toast in the Morning
Fierce Rebel, Monopoly, Simple Pleasures, Manwoman
Cigarettes and Candles, Debut, Sneaky Suspicion
Show and Tell, Welfare Trolls, Limelight, She Led me On
Insanity, Puppet Master, How to Write a Song

Insanity

The Consequences
Overload of my senses

Here’s the book of my songs
Watch me rip up the pages
Don’t know what today is
And now I don’t want to change this

I’ve, I’ve, I’ve gone insane
Feel, Feel, Feel the pain
I, I, I, can’t explain
It, It, It controls me
Lost, Lost, Lost my mind
One, One, One of a Kind
Need, Need, Need to unwind
Insanity

Everybody out there thinks that they want it
I was the same, wanted money just to flaunt it
Go for it, if you want to take the chance, risk it
All I have to say is just be careful with your wishes
It will be a while before you know what the real price is
I have been there, I have made my sacrifices

I just love my life
I’d relive it any day, but never live it twice
What is it with people thrown over the balcony
Paparazzi, Please Don’t leave Me
Burning up in a fire
I walk a thin wire

I should be in an urn
Hahahahahahaha, What is so funny
But what would be worse
Would be ending up in a hearse
Purse

Flakes, Aches, Pancakes, Make it
For goodness sake, Take it

Origami
Want my mommy

Pillow on my head
Willow in the field
Yellow sunshine rays
Cuckoo birds chime clock

Chinese, Checkers, Chicken Twinkie
Norwegian, Noodles, No-winky

Items that are unnecessary
Nevermind all other things like me
Stones, Cucumber, Listen, Basket
Aloe vera, Warning Labels, Sandwich meat, Ironing boards
Nailpolish, Therefore, Thursday, Athens
Eagles, Panic, Whisper, Diamonds

Sanity

Welfare Trolls

Intro:
Who says Rebels
Can't raise a lot of hell-ell
And I'm a Fierce Rebel

Verse 1:
Diarrhea
Gonorrhea
Salmonella
Rubella
Appendicitis
Rheumatoid Arthritis
Fibromyalgia
Tell me what ails ya

Bridge:
Welfare Trolls
They can cook
Up any excuse in the book
You just have to look
They’re Welfare Trolls

Verse 2:
Hepatitis
Meningitis
Bronchitis
Gingivitis
Cellulitis
Bulimia
Leukemia
Toxemia
Hemochromatosis
Cystic Fibrosis
Multiple Sclerosis
Tuberculosis
You have dyslexia
Take Nexia

Chorus:
Welfare Trolls
Are trying to get out of work
They have their quirks
It’ll never work
They’ll go berserk
They’re Welfare Trolls

Verse 3:
Asthma
Diphtheria
Malaria
Pneumonia
a Coma?
Scurvy
Rabies
Leprosy
Obesity
Urinary Tract Infection
Depression, Hypertension
Lead Poison
Parkinson’s
You say you’ve got Impetig-a
Take Allegra

Chorus:
Welfare Trolls
Are trying to get out of work
They have their quirks
It’ll never work
They’ll go berserk
They’re Welfare Trolls

—BREAK—

Chorus:
Welfare Trolls
Are trying to get out of work
They have their quirks
It’ll never work
They’ll go berserk
They’re Welfare Trolls

Bridge:
Welfare Trolls
They can cook
Up any excuse in the book
You just have to look
They’re Welfare Trolls

Verse 4:
Sciatica
Schizophrenia
Anemia
Influenza
Scleroderma
Lymphoma
Tetanus
Syphilis

Cigarettes & Candles

Intro:
Cigarettes and Candles, don’t get the two mixed up
One you suck in, the other you blow out
Cigarettes and Candles, don’t get the two confused
One’s half way decent the other’s got a screw loose
Cigarettes and Candles, they’re quite different from each other
One’s intact, One’s a quack, both could be imposters
Cigarettes and Candles, don’t get the two mixed up
One you suck in, the other you blow out

Verse 1:
Not a cloud in the sky, only sunny
Laughing at everything that is funny (like my fake ID)
Not a care in the world, I can blow all my money
Splashing in the waves and admiring the ocean
Can see the beach and the city out my window
Strolling past people on the Boardwalk, the wind blowin’
I’ma hit it big in the casino
Didn’t even put a dent in my endless fortune
Cause I’m a master at this game, watch me rake in the dough
Let’s play a game, raise your wage, roll the dice
Have my future told just once or twice
I am living in a world of paradise

Bridge:
Atlantic City
Frantic and Pretty
Atlantic City
Frantic and Pretty

Chorus:
Cigarettes and candles
Strutting down the Boardwalk, I’m the only Fierce Rebel
Check out the slot machines, let’s go gamble
I’m living the high life, put my feet up on the table
Walking on the beach in my sandals
Cigarettes and candles

Candles and Cigarettes
I’ve had too much to drink, baby I am lit
I’ve got a royal flush, so be careful how you place your bet
When I take your ass to town, you can cash my check
Walking along the ocean, my feet are getting wet
Candles and Cigarettes

Verse 2:
Tanning on a balcony in our hotel
Soaking in the atmosphere and collecting shells
Sending pictures of it all to you on my cell
I told you be careful, because with this hand I just won
Settle down for a game of Blackjack or Poker
Is it possible that I am having too much fun
I’m the Lady Luck, of the night, the heavy roller
Sitting in a lawn chair, soaking up so much sun
Man, this is gunna suck when this is over
Russian Roulette or Texas Hold em, how should I spend the last of my cash
Buying souvenirs, shopping around, the time passed fast
How long is this going to last

Bridge:
Atlantic City
Frantic and Pretty
Atlantic City
Frantic and Pretty

Chorus:
Cigarettes and candles
Strutting down the Boardwalk, I’m the only Fierce Rebel
Check out the slot machines, let’s go gamble
I’m living the high life, put my feet up on the table
Walking on the beach in my sandals
Cigarettes and candles

Candles and Cigarettes
I’ve had too much to drink, baby I am lit
I’ve got a royal flush, so be careful how you place your bet
When I take your ass to town, you can cash my check
Walking along the ocean, my feet are getting wet
Candles and Cigarettes

—BREAK—

Bridge:
Atlantic City
Frantic and Pretty
Atlantic City
Frantic and Pretty

Chorus:
Cigarettes and candles
Strutting down the Boardwalk, I’m the only Fierce Rebel
Check out the slot machines, let’s go gamble
I’m living the high life, put my feet up on the table
Walking on the beach in my sandals
Cigarettes and candles

Candles and Cigarettes
I’ve had too much to drink, baby I am lit
I’ve got a royal flush, so be careful how you place your bet
When I take your ass to town, you can cash my check
Walking along the ocean, my feet are getting wet
Candles and Cigarettes

Chorus:
Cigarettes and candles
Strutting down the Boardwalk, I’m the only Fierce Rebel
Check out the slot machines, let’s go gamble
I’m living the high life, put my feet up on the table
Walking on the beach in my sandals
Cigarettes and candles

Candles and Cigarettes
I’ve had too much to drink, baby I am lit
I’ve got a royal flush, so be careful how you place your bet
When I take your ass to town, you can cash my check
Walking along the ocean, my feet are getting wet
Candles and Cigarettes

How to Write a Song

Verse 1:
I went day to day
I was alone
When you came my way
Cause of my cologne
We started out OK
But we’ve always known
That we’d go all the way
I would make you my own
I want to say
How much we’ve grown
But I-D-K
How, Except in a song
And I still don’t have a way

Chorus:
So I asked you how to write a song
You told me all need is that special someone
As my inspiration
This was something brand new
To me
I needed you
To be with me
At first you were so damn shocked
But when we sat down and talked
Then you became my girl, my woman
And I learned how to write a song

Verse 2:
We began something, it was a fling
But it was dream-like how quickly we progressed
We dated for four months before I pulled out the ring
You didn’t hesitate in saying yes
Now here we are kissing at our wedding
You are looking beautiful in your white dress
I wanna give you something you’ll be remembering
Something that will make you say I am the best
I need a song for our first dancing
One of my own I wrote, I must insist
One that leaves everybody staring
But I really really don’t have a guess
On how I’m supposed to do such a thing

Chorus:
So I asked you how to write a song
You told me all need is that special someone
As my inspiration
By then I knew I already had you
But still I didn’t have a clue
You’re my princess, you’re wearing the gown
So I didn’t want to let you down
Then I looked into your eyes, and saw you being strong
And I learned how to write a song

Verse 3:
At first I was thrilled you were my baby
But then married life gave us an endless list
Of things to do, I think I am going crazy
Taking our kids to school, pick them up from practice
I just wish I had a day to be lazy
We need our love life back, whatever that is
Then you decided to get us a puppy
Which only made our life all the more anxious
We fought about the kids, about sex, about money
We never had time to ourselves, it was all business
And then one day came and everything seemed funny
We burst out laughing while on our old lumpy mattress
I had to sing you a song, even if it was off-key
About our the hassles of our mid-life crisis

Chorus:
So I asked you how to write a song
You told me all need is that special someone
As my inspiration
We kept growing farther apart
But you were still the biggest piece of my heart
I forgot how much in love we were
We promised for better or for worse
Then I thought how we would get along
And I learned how to write a song

Verse 4:
It’s unreal, we’re dancing at our fiftieth
After it all started with a simple kiss
We’ve spent our whole lives together
We will be in love forever
When we didn’t think we were able
We helped each other through the impossible
By looking back at our first days
And how we stayed together throughout old age
I almost died at your funeral
I didn’t know how to cope with something so painful
And even though now you are gone
You showed me once again,
How to Write a Song

Sneaky Suspicion

Intro:
Something’s not right
What are you hiding
I’ve got a sneaky suspicion
That you’ve got a secret
Don’t let it come between us

Verse 1:
You always cross your eyes
When I start asking you questions
I think you’re telling me lies
But that’s only my assumption
Are you cheating on me
Or are you secretly gay-ay
Did you just steal money
Did you just blow ours away-ay

Chorus:
I’ve got a sneaky suspicion
I’ve got a sneaky suspicion
I’ve got a sneaky suspicion
About you

Verse 2:
Listen to me I have nothing to hide
You should know by now I am always on your side
Whatever it is I don’t give a shit
I wanna help you so we can move passed it
We’ve got each other got magic got sex
I just hate it when you give me a complex
Just live your live
You can’t always be your best
Wish you would be honest
Because I’ve got a bad vibe

Chorus:
I’ve got a sneaky suspicion
I’ve got a sneaky suspicion
I’ve got a sneaky suspicion
About you

Verse 3:
Don’t need to ass kiss
Now that we’ve come this far
All that I ask is
You be true to who you are
You finally gave in, say it’s no big deal
You have a 9 year old son, just a past ordeal
That’s ok I’ve got a secret too
I cheated on you just to see how it feels
But most of all I still love you

Chorus:
I’ve got a sneaky suspicion
I’ve got a sneaky suspicion
I’ve got a sneaky suspicion
About you

Verse 4:
You told me later that you made it all up
You met some other guy when you were in Europe
And all you needed was a reason to break up
I said I know that you lied
But I told you the truth
And oh how I cried
When you left me for that dude
I knew I was right…

Chorus:
To have a sneaky suspicion
To have a sneaky suspicion
To have a sneaky suspicion
About you

There'll be Butter on My Toast in the Morning

Intro:
You have to eat breakfast in the morning because by noon it’s too cold
You have to eat breakfast in the morning or else the food will get too old
You have to eat breakfast in the morning because by noon it’s too cold
You have to eat breakfast in the morning or else the food will mold

Chorus:
There’ll be butter on my toast in the morning
There’ll be eggs in the pan by the stove
The coffee will be just a boiling
And I’ll be eating my grits kinda cold

Verse 1:
The bacon will be just a sizzling
The sausage’ll be frying in the pan
I’ll pour some milk into my oatmeal
After eating a little country ham

Chorus:
There’ll be butter on my toast in the morning
There’ll be eggs in the pan by the stove
The coffee will be just a boiling
And I’ll be eating my grits kinda cold

Verse 2:
I’ll spread some butter onto my pancakes
And scrape some home fries on to my plate
I’ll pour some syrup onto my waffles
And I read the morning paper as I ate

Chorus:
There’ll be butter on my toast in the morning
There’ll be eggs in the pan by the stove
The coffee will be just a boiling
And I’ll be eating my grits kinda cold

Verse 3:
Cold cereal that tastes just right
Biscuits with sausage gravy
Muffins and bagels and French toast
And a glass of juice or tea

Chorus:
There’ll be butter on my toast in the morning
There’ll be eggs in the pan by the stove
The coffee will be just a boiling
And I’ll be eating my grits kinda cold

Verse 4:
It always tastes better with fruit
Apples and bananas and grapes
You should always make time for breakfast
Even if it’s just a piece of cake

Chorus:
There’ll be butter on my toast in the morning
There’ll be eggs in the pan by the stove
The coffee will be just a boiling
And I’ll be eating my grits kinda cold

Verse 5:
Not jam, or jelly,
Peanut butter,
Honey, syrup,
Cinnamon, or sugar,
Cause there will be just

Chorus:
Butter on my toast in the morning
There will be eggs in a pan on a stove
Coffee it will be almost boiling
And I will be taking the grits sorta cold

Outro:
You have to eat breakfast in the morning because by noon it’s too cold
You have to eat breakfast in the morning or else the food will get too old
You have to eat breakfast in the morning because by noon it’s too cold
You have to eat breakfast in the morning or else the food will mold

Show & Tell

Chorus:
Let's play show and tell
I wanna be the one that makes you yell
You are the one that makes me feel so well
First we've got to show
Strip off our clothes
Then you've got to tell
me to ring your bell
What the hell
Let's play show and tell

Verse 1:
What’s in my shorts
Shut the door
I’ll drop them to the floor
Like a whore
You adore
Tell me that you want some more
And I will make you roar
Make you sore
I am all yours
So let’s explore
Hardcore
Let’s lay between the sheets
Can you feel the heat
I will give you a treat
I think you need to eat
What’s wrong with my meat
Sink your teeth
Deep into by beef
Then repeat
You make me erect
You make it perfect
Let’s work our magic
I wanna get licked, licked, licked
Please touch me there
Touch me everywhere
You’ve got me up in the air
I’ve got you in my underwear

Chorus:
Let's play show and tell
I wanna be the one that makes you yell
You are the one that makes me feel so well
First we've got to show
Strip off our clothes
Then you've got to tell
me to ring your bell
What the hell
Let's play show and tell

Verse 2:
It’s getting late at night
Turn off the lights
Make me feel alright
But baby baby please baby please don't bite
Did you get the invite
I wanna be excited
There’s nothing to do
Except you
Want a preview
I’m overdue
Give me something new
Kick off your shoes
Put them under my bed
I’ll lay down and play dead
Yah you heard what I said
Give me head
Like we are newlyweds
It’s my turn
To feel the burn
Let’s play naked in the sun
In the ocean
Won’t that be fun
We will need a Trojan
You say sex, I say when and where
I’ll be standing there all naked and bare

Chorus:
Let's play show and tell
I wanna be the one that makes you yell
You are the one that makes me feel so well
First we've got to show
Strip off our clothes
Then you've got to tell
me to ring your bell
What the hell
Let's play show and tell

Verse 3:
Take in the scenery
I’ve always known you wanted me
Only because I am free
Light me up like a Christmas Tree
I think I’ll get lucky
Don’t be bashful
Let’s take a gamble
We might get in trouble
My chocolate chip cookie will crumble
When I hear you rumble
We are drunk with love, we are all stumbling
I am finger lickin’ good
You just gave me wood
Do you think I should
Look under your hood
Let’s take a chance
You can take a glance
At the bulge in my pants
I am in your trance
Let’s do the mating dance
And make romance
Let’s play strip poker
I’ve got a full house
Take off your blouse
I’m gunna stroke her, choke her, soak her

Chorus:
Let's play show and tell
I wanna be the one that makes you yell
You are the one that makes me feel so well
First we've got to show
Strip off our clothes
Then you've got to tell
me to ring your bell
What the hell
Let's play show and tell

Verse 4:
I will beg, if I can’t see your legs
I’m feeling naughty, can I see your body
Do I really have to ask, if I can see your ass
I’m not a wussy, I need to see your pussy
We will need some lube, Can I see your boobs
I think you’ll want to grab, after looking at my abs
I am a hottie, wanna see my body
And lick off the chocolate, then you can look at my butt
Wanna see my pubics, wanna see my dick
Do you have the gall, to stare at my balls

Chorus:
Let's play show and tell
I wanna be the one that makes you yell
You are the one that makes me feel so well
First we've got to show
Strip off our clothes
Then you've got to tell
me to ring your bell
What the hell
Let's play show and tell

Simple Pleasures

Intro:
Ever wake up, think it’s time to get up,
And then look at the clock and realize you’ve still got 3 hours left to sleep?
Ever think it’s hot and turn the pillow over to the cool side?
Ever get pied in the face?

Bridge:
Everybody should smile
Every once in a while
Everybody should smile
Every once in a while

Verse 1:
Finding Easter eggs, Holidays, Pumpkin Carving,
Stare at the clouds like you’re the only one watching
Watch a scary movie with your family,
Your pets, reading a book, candlelight, daydreaming,
Spare time, sleeping in, campfires, pillow fighting,
Go to a spa, get a massage, and go tanning,
Birds at the birdfeeder and you can’t stop watching,
Look back at the past and think of all the funny things,
You’re an old married couple the way you’re fighting
When a little kid got what you were just teaching
When a cat jumps on your lap and begins purring
You look at your friend and then you say the same thing

Chorus:
The Simple Pleasures
Are Life’s Treasures
Ever caught yourself lying in bed
Thinking about the day ahead
Or when it’s over, the things you did
Thinking about everything wrong with your life
And realizing you wouldn’t change it for anything
You discover you don’t want to be dead inside
And that you no longer care what others think
Just that you should always take some Measures
To experience Life’s Simple Pleasures

Verse 2:
After a long day of work when you take off your shoes
In the kitchen cooking, smelling the smell of food
Jumping on the bed, flirting, acting like a fool,
Eating snow, building a snowman just me and you
Cold showers on hot days, Hot Cocoa when it’s cool
Swinging on a tire swing, swimming in the nude
The 10 year reunion at your old High School
Look up at the star and the amazing view
Listen to music when you hear your favorite tune
Lady GaGa’s “Eh Eh” cherry cherry boom boom
Skipping barefoot through a field when a breeze rolls through
Close your eyes see the beach and the ocean that’s blue

Chorus:
The Simple Pleasures
Are Life’s Treasures
Ever caught yourself lying in bed
Thinking about the day ahead
Or when it’s over, the things you did
Thinking about everything wrong with your life
And realizing you wouldn’t change it for anything
You discover you don’t want to be dead inside
And that you no longer care what others think
Just that you should always take some Measures
To experience Life’s Simple Pleasures

Verse 3:
On a street in a city and you’re all alone
Running through sprinklers, dancing, building sand castles,
Rolling down a hill, and spinning in circles,
Playing peek-a-boo, coloring, blowing bubbles,
Acting like a child, looking through a kaleidoscope
Look out the window see all the different people
Rocking in a rocking chair and a dog’s wet nose
Driving across country or on a country road
Hear the natural flow of water and skipping stones
Laughing with your friends about your inside jokes
The dryer just stopped and you put on the warm clothes
You’ve been away forever and you just came home

Chorus:
The Simple Pleasures
Are Life’s Treasures
Ever caught yourself lying in bed
Thinking about the day ahead
Or when it’s over, the things you did
Thinking about everything wrong with your life
And realizing you wouldn’t change it for anything
You discover you don’t want to be dead inside
And that you no longer care what others think
Just that you should always take some Measures
To experience Life’s Simple Pleasures

Verse 4:
Stretching, driving fast, sleeping in the car,
Learning something new, and looking at old pictures
When your hair is wet when you just get out of the shower
Savoring the moment when your mouth waters
Having someone run their fingers through your hair
See your breath in the chilly air
Decorating for Christmas but it’s even better when it comes
Being able to trust someone
Watching and smelling thunderstorms, Listening to the rain
Seeing someone open the gift you put so much time in

Chorus:
The Simple Pleasures
Are Life’s Treasures
Ever caught yourself lying in bed
Thinking about the day ahead
Or when it’s over, the things you did
Thinking about everything wrong with your life
And realizing you wouldn’t change it for anything
You discover you don’t want to be dead inside
And that you no longer care what others think
Just that you should always take some Measures
To experience Life’s Simple Pleasures

Bridge:
Everybody should smile
Every once in a while
Everybody should smile
Every once in a while

Outro:
Ever has a friend who remembers something you did for them
When you completely forgot?
Ever find something you made as a child?
Ever eat whipped cream out of the can?

Life’s Simple Pleasures

She Led Me On

Intro:
F-R-E-D-E-R-I-C-K (K-K)
B-O-B-F-R-I (I-I)
R-E-B-E-L (L-L)
R-E-B-E-L (L-L)

Chorus:
Somewhere
Out there
Is a Bitch that led me on
She played me
Made me
Write her a love song
About her eyes
Her cries
And how she was the only one
I could ever love
Think something of
I couldn't have been more wrong
She Led Me On

Verse 1:
The very first day we met
I saw her face
My heart did race
I have always tried to forget
It never worked
I always got hurt
The days kept passing by
Tears in my eyes
She pushed my aside
And carried on with her life
My soul ripped apart
I was left in the Dark

Chorus:
Somewhere
Out there
Is a Bitch that led me on
She played me
Made me
Write her a love song
About her eyes
Her cries
And how she was the only one
I could ever love
Think something of
I couldn't have been more wrong
She Led Me On

Verse 2:
We always had a real good time
Sharing laughs
And our troubled pasts
I needed you to be in my life
But it didn’t last
It ended fast
I don’t even think you tried
It’s not your fault
You just followed your heart
Did you know I was surprised
How soon you moved on
I thought I was your special someone

Chorus:
Somewhere
Out there
Is a Bitch that led me on
She played me
Made me
Write her a love song
About her eyes
Her cries
And how she was the only one
I could ever love
Think something of
I couldn't have been more wrong
She Led Me On

Verse 3:
I hated how you kept giving me clues
You were glancing my way
Laughing at stuff I say
Then you told me your stupid excuse
Said you were afraid you’d lose me
Even though you kinda screwed me
I thought about you every night
You’d even write me notes
But it was a joke
I hoped you were always alright
But now I’ve learned
I made sure I burned
Everything of yours

Chorus:
Somewhere
Out there
Is a Bitch that led me on
She played me
Made me
Write her a love song
About her eyes
Her cries
And how she was the only one
I could ever love
Think something of
I couldn't have been more wrong
She Led Me On

Monopoly

Verse 1:
Have fun, let’s play monopoly
Cash bounds, and ritzy property
We’ll build a house and watch our fortunes grow
Passing Go

Chorus:
Monopoly, Monopoly, Monopoly
Life is a game of
Monopoly, Monopoly, Monopoly
Filled with
Competition, Strategy, Intuition, Monopoly
Monopoly, Monopoly, Monopoly

Verse 2:
You’ll visit in my neighborhood
I’ll land on chance and hope it’s good
We’ll roll the die
And lets our worries fly
Away
Let’s play

Chorus:
Monopoly, Monopoly, Monopoly
Life is a game of
Monopoly, Monopoly, Monopoly
Filled with
Competition, Strategy, Intuition, Monopoly
Monopoly, Monopoly, Monopoly

Verse 3:
You just landed on Broadway
That’s mine so you will have to pay
You passed Park Place
That’s also my space
Let’s play some more, you’re the cartoon
I’m the King to the board, I’m the tycoon

Chorus:
Monopoly, Monopoly, Monopoly
Life is a game of
Monopoly, Monopoly, Monopoly
Filled with
Competition, Strategy, Intuition, Monopoly
Monopoly, Monopoly, Monopoly

Verse 4:
Isn’t that how it always goes
One person has the luck, the other shit shovels
Often times you’ll have to take risks
That’s the only way you’ll ever ever make it
Sometimes you will grow
Sometimes it will blow

Chorus:
Monopoly, Monopoly, Monopoly
Life is a game of
Monopoly, Monopoly, Monopoly
Filled with
Competition, Strategy, Intuition, Monopoly
Monopoly, Monopoly, Monopoly

Limelight

Verse 1:
Look around at all the paparazzi
Shoving microphones all up on me
Everybody is calling me sexy
Ritzy, Ditzy, and Glitzy
Everywhere I see flashing cameras
Everyone around me is starting drama
They just cannot handle all of my charisma
Leave me alone or I will give you trauma

Bridge 1:
I want to
LI-V-E
in the
LI-M-E
LI-GH-T
all of my
LI-F-E

Chorus:
I’ma be in the
Limelight, Spotlight tonight
It’s my life wish
To be famous
Be a goddess
In the circus
My fierceness
Is ruthless
And flawless
I’m a furnace
Blow me a kiss
In my palace
I’ma be in the
Limelight, Spotlight tonight
Watch out for my
Snake bite, fist fight, frostbite
I’ma be in the Limelight

Verse 2:
Everybody turn up the volume
Don’t I love how they all assume
I’m the hottest one in the room
As essential as perfume
My back is st-st-stiff
When I c-crack that whip
Come along for the trip
R-r-read m-my lips

Bridge 2:
I don’t need you no more
All I need is myself
Take your opinions with you
When you go to hell

Chorus:
I’ma be in the
Limelight, Spotlight tonight
It’s my life wish
To be famous
Be a goddess
In the circus
My fierceness
Is ruthless
And flawless
I’m a furnace
Blow me a kiss
In my palace
I’ma be in the
Limelight, Spotlight tonight
Watch out for my
Snake bite, fist fight, frostbite
I’ma be in the Limelight

Verse 3:
Walk up and down the red carpet
Look how well I can work it
I’m worth it I’m perfect
I’m as good as dark chocolate
I’m only paid 20 million bucks
A year but it’s not that much
If only I was Lady Luck
Whatever you say I don’t give a fuck

Bridge 1:
I want to
LI-V-E
in the
LI-M-E
LI-GH-T
all of my
LI-F-E

Bridge 2:
I don’t need you no more
All I need is myself
Take your opinions with you
When you go to hell

Chorus:
I’ma be in the
Limelight, Spotlight tonight
It’s my life wish
To be famous
Be a goddess
In the circus
My fierceness
Is ruthless
And flawless
I’m a furnace
Blow me a kiss
In my palace
I’ma be in the
Limelight, Spotlight tonight
Watch out for my
Snake bite, fist fight, frostbite
I’ma be in the Limelight

Puppet Master

Verse 1:
Pull up your strings (strings, strings)
I will control you (you)
's not what you think (think, think)
Do you want the truth (truth)
You are the she-devil
I'll leave you deshevelled
I have you deep (deep, deep)
Under my spell (spell)
You're asleep (sleep, sleep)
Can't you tell (tell, tell)
Your eyes are glazed
You're in a daze
I'm the phantom (antom)
Of the Opera (pera, a)
Can you fathom (athom)
What we'll do tomorra' (a)
If I had my call
You'd be up against the wall


Chorus:
I'm the Puppet Master, I'm a Spell Caster
I'm a Firecracker, I'm an Ass Smacker
I'm a Mind Reader, I'm the Ringleader
I'm an Inferno, I'm the King of Show
I'm the Fierce Rebel, I'm a Dare Devil
I'm a Thrill Seeker, I'm the Town Streaker
I'm a Fire Starter, I'm a castle guarder
I'm the Mind Gamer, I'm a Lion Tamer
I'm an Entertainer
Puppet Master

Verse 2:
I’ll make you rich, as the team mascot
I’m like a witch, I stir the pot
You are my Bitch, I call the shots
I’ll flip the switch, you’re my robot
I’ve got you under my control
In a fishbowl, hellhole, stripper pole
Baby let’s play a game of Russian Roulette
You are my marionette
My puppet

Chorus:
I’m the Puppet Master, I’m a Spell Caster
I’m a Firecracker, I’m an Ass Smacker
I’m a Mind Reader, I’m the Ringleader
I’m an Inferno, I’m the King of Show
I’m the Fierce Rebel, I’m a Dare Devil
I’m a Thrill Seeker, I’m the Town Streaker
I’m a Fire Starter, I’m a castle guarder
I’m the Mind Gamer, I’m a Lion Tamer
I’m an Entertainer
Puppet Master

Verse 3:
Here’s the thing about manipulation
It all depends on the situation
If it’s not you then it’s cool
But if it is then it’s cruel
Soon I was the one that was abused
Soon she was the one that was amused
I was so confused, so bruised
That’s when I made the amend
My puppeteering came to an end

Chorus:
I’m the Puppet Master, I’m a Spell Caster
I’m a Firecracker, I’m an Ass Smacker
I’m a Mind Reader, I’m the Ringleader
I’m an Inferno, I’m the King of Show
I’m the Fierce Rebel, I’m a Dare Devil
I’m a Thrill Seeker, I’m the Town Streaker
I’m a Fire Starter, I’m a castle guarder
I’m the Mind Gamer, I’m a Lion Tamer
I’m an Entertainer
A Puppet Master no more

Manwoman

Intro:
F-F-F-Fierce Rebel

Verse 1:
My dance moves, would be cool
If I were a girl
But I'm not, they ain't hot
It's just a different world
Wear my heart, on my sleve, never act, always think
Take showers, twice a day, so I know, I don't stink
Shouldn't lie, I can cry
It's nothing to hide
I am such, so in touch
with my feminine side
Call me up, I will talk, for hours, on the phone
Cause I can't, stand the thought, of being, all alone
I can't help that I am so confused
It's no big deal though I don't like dudes

Chorus:
Some days I am -- Woman
and feel trapped in -- a Man's
Body
I love glamor -- ous things
New clothes and dia -- mond rings
I'm such a hottie
Need shoes, debonair
want boobs, primp my hair
Blush, mascara, lipstick
materialistic
I'm a woman, I'm a man, I'm a manwoman

Bridge:
I like Pink and not just the singer

Verse 2:
Listen to Madonna, Whitney
Fergie, Brittney
Beyonce, you're shittin me
I like sex and the city, musicals,
Chick flicks, grease, the pussycat dolls,
and miracles
What's wrong with that I'm true to me
so kiss my ass, It's more than you'll ever be
Wish I could be singing in the rain
I'm sure I'm not a woman and I'm sure I'm not gay

Chorus:
Some days I am -- Woman
and feel trapped in -- a Man's
Body
I love glamor -- ous things
New clothes and dia -- mond rings
I'm such a hottie
Need shoes, debonair
want boobs, primp my hair
Blush, mascara, lipstick
materialistic
I'm a woman, I'm a man, I'm a manwoman

Verse 3:
This atavistic society
Probably won't accept me
It's not what they're used to
They're only avoiding the truth
Girls can be tomboys and it's OK
but when guys have their feminine ways
suddenly they're gay
if that is what you say
it's all a crock of shit
so put up and deal with it
it ain't gunna change
and it is OK

Chorus:
Some days I am -- Woman
and feel trapped in -- a Man's
Body
I love glamor -- ous things
New clothes and dia -- mond rings
I'm such a hottie
Need shoes, debonair
want boobs, primp my hair
Blush, mascara, lipstick
materialistic
I'm a woman, I'm a man, I'm a manwoman

Chorus:
Some days I am -- Woman
and feel trapped in -- a Man's
Body
I love glamor -- ous things
New clothes and dia -- mond rings
I'm such a hottie
Need shoes, debonair
want boobs, primp my hair
Blush, mascara, lipstick
materialistic
I'm a woman, I'm a man, I'm a manwoman
Hell yeah I am
I'm a manwoman