Welfare Trolls

Intro:
Who says Rebels
Can't raise a lot of hell-ell
And I'm a Fierce Rebel

Verse 1:
Diarrhea
Gonorrhea
Salmonella
Rubella
Appendicitis
Rheumatoid Arthritis
Fibromyalgia
Tell me what ails ya

Bridge:
Welfare Trolls
They can cook
Up any excuse in the book
You just have to look
They’re Welfare Trolls

Verse 2:
Hepatitis
Meningitis
Bronchitis
Gingivitis
Cellulitis
Bulimia
Leukemia
Toxemia
Hemochromatosis
Cystic Fibrosis
Multiple Sclerosis
Tuberculosis
You have dyslexia
Take Nexia

Chorus:
Welfare Trolls
Are trying to get out of work
They have their quirks
It’ll never work
They’ll go berserk
They’re Welfare Trolls

Verse 3:
Asthma
Diphtheria
Malaria
Pneumonia
a Coma?
Scurvy
Rabies
Leprosy
Obesity
Urinary Tract Infection
Depression, Hypertension
Lead Poison
Parkinson’s
You say you’ve got Impetig-a
Take Allegra

Chorus:
Welfare Trolls
Are trying to get out of work
They have their quirks
It’ll never work
They’ll go berserk
They’re Welfare Trolls

—BREAK—

Chorus:
Welfare Trolls
Are trying to get out of work
They have their quirks
It’ll never work
They’ll go berserk
They’re Welfare Trolls

Bridge:
Welfare Trolls
They can cook
Up any excuse in the book
You just have to look
They’re Welfare Trolls

Verse 4:
Sciatica
Schizophrenia
Anemia
Influenza
Scleroderma
Lymphoma
Tetanus
Syphilis